🚨 BREAKING: James Comey celebrated WAY too early that his indictment got dismissed by an activist judge.
FBI Director Kash Patel says ACTION is coming within a few days! 🔥
“We have NUMEROUS options. We’re executing on all those options. So we’re NOT done!”
“I would say stay… pic.twitter.com/hiIC9vuWtD
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) November 29, 2025
Bro this is the kind of plot twist that makes DC elites start sweating through their $9,000 suits, because Kash Patel saying “we’re NOT done” is basically the political equivalent of a horror movie villain whispering “I’ll be right back” from behind the curtain.
Comey was out here doing his little victory lap like a dude who thinks the ref blew the whistle, completely forgetting there’s still a whole fourth quarter left and the other team just activated beast mode. And the way Kash said “right after Thanksgiving” got half of Washington clutching their pearls, because that ain’t vague, that’s a countdown.
No violence, no threats, just cold bureaucratic karma circling back like a heat-seeking missile. Comey celebrated early like a rookie who spikes the ball at the five-yard line, and now he’s about to learn that premature bragging in politics is a full-contact sport.
Stay tuned, the popcorn’s warm and the swamp creatures are trembling.
Bro this is the kind of plot twist that makes DC elites start sweating through their $9,000 suits, because Kash Patel saying “we’re NOT done” is basically the political equivalent of a horror movie villain whispering “I’ll be right back” from behind the curtain. Comey was out…
— Dan Brisbois (@Dan_Brisbois) November 30, 2025
